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Post by snoogkraktor on Sept 13, 2009 23:26:31 GMT -5
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Post by snoogkraktor on Sept 13, 2009 23:26:46 GMT -5
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Post by Amanda on Sept 14, 2009 2:51:49 GMT -5
ahhahahaha snoog that was fantastic
<3 Lenny
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Post by jhohcable on Sept 14, 2009 11:54:45 GMT -5
TELL ME ABOUT THE RABBITS GEORGE
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tomr
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Post by tomr on Sept 16, 2009 14:43:15 GMT -5
One day, Rodney, we're gonna have our own little place, and ain't nobody gonna own it but us. Ain't nobody gonna make us work. If one Sunday we don't wanna work, then hell, we ain't gonna work. An if a friend wantsta come over, then we can just bunk him for the night, an we'll have our own chickens, and rabbits
-and i gets to feed the rabbits!
That's right Rodney. And if any cats come near the rabbits
-aint no cats gonna get our rabbits! ill break dat damn cats neck!
and we'll have fields of corn, and barley and hops, and all sorts, we'll live offa fatta land
-live offa fatta tha land!
And we'll have pigeons flyin' round the water tower, just like when I was a kid...
"Sounds like you fellas have a dream!
"Well, I had dreams too once, but they went with my hand"
What are you doing here, Randy?
"I just wanna talk"
Well, I don't.
"Come on, I just an old fool.
"Now listen, when I lost my hand, they gave me $500. I ain't never had nothin to spend it on, but I reckon the enda this month they'll be chuckin me out. How much you got?"
I got $100.
"Well I know a place like what you said, the wife needs a new hip and the owner's selling it for $1000, but I reckon I can swing it for $750. Now I know I can't do much work, but I can sure clean."
I dunno about it. You really reckon you can swingum?
"He owes me, I know I can.
Then at the end of the month, when we all get our 50... By gum, we can do it! We can do it Rodney, we'll get that little place!
-im gonna be able to tend tha rabbits?
Yeah! We're gonna be livin' offa fatta the land!
-livin offa fatta the land! livin offa fatta the land!
Yeah! By the end of this month... By gum.
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Post by jso on Sept 18, 2009 23:31:00 GMT -5
bad news lenny, you just admitted to malice of forethought and gwb is gonna give you the death penalty  and I honestly can't say I disagree |
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Post by xkcd on Dec 6, 2009 3:05:24 GMT -5
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Post by jhohcable on Dec 10, 2009 2:47:36 GMT -5
Holy shit color and facial expressions. IT'S SO WRONG I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT |
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tomr
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Post by tomr on Dec 12, 2009 8:01:02 GMT -5
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