I actually have a big collection of xkcd parodies and shops going back a few months, I haven't seen them posted here, and I figured I would get around to it some time, so I'll do it while procrastinating from work now.
Some of these you may have seen before.
First this unedited one, to set up all the edits to follow.
Here's some shitty webcomic where "Randall" makes a cameo, I DON'T KNOW WHO MADE THIS PIECE OF SHIT. Oh god I fucked his hat up so bad I MEAN A PERSON FUCKED HIS HAT UP SO BAD.
Again unedited one as the set up.
The guy who did this I think wasted a perfectly good opportunity to have Chris Hansen show up.
I did this one I think in response to the idea of someone putting one of the balls in the girl's mouth before the eventual disgusting graphic off screen sex acts, PROBABLY CUNNILINGUS. The last panel is indeed a giant wave of semen splattering out of the apartment.
I made a small edit to turn him into a tauren. IS THIS FURFAGGOTRY?